Elective Decisions

Carson City, NV—In a bold move to voice his disapproval with Congress, a local Carson City man is having two golden toilets designed that are to be shipped to Congress.  One toilet for the U.S. Senate, and the other toilet for the U.S. House of Representatives.

Chris Davis, a 42-year old plumber, has decided to have two, Kohler “Cimarron”, one piece toilets plated in gold and sent to each house of Congress.  The recipients of these two toilets are to be Senator Harry Reid, D-NV, and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA.

With Congress’ approval rating continuing to drop, Chris thought it only appropriate to send them a golden toilet.  The idea being that they could flush all the crap away, and start legislating on behalf of the American people.

Chris chose those toilets because they have the same height as a normal chair, giving both Reid and Pelosi maximum comfort.  After all, Chris claims, when it comes to toilets, those two deserve nothing but the best.

“Nothing quite says caring more than a Kohler toilet,” Chris quipped.  “With its elongated bowl and high quality performance, I’m sure they’ll be pleased.  It gets 1.6 gallons per flush.  The toilets can handle more than your usual load of crap.  Hell, they’re even ADA compliant.  You can’t beat that.”

Chris intends on having the toilets delivered right to the offices of both Pelosi and Reid.  “I hope the delivery guy sits it right on top of their desks.  If it were up to me, I’d leave them a completely different mess on their desks.  The toilets will just have to do.”

With wrangling over the environment, emergency war funds, and a lack of legislating any sensible energy policies for the country, the toilets should be a long overdue wake up call for Congress.

Each toilet has an inscription with a gold plate, reading, “His and Hers.”