Pelosi To Sue For Iran Missile Launches
Washington—In what could be her boldest move yet, Nancy Pelosi plans to sue for the Iran missile launches. The lawsuit comes after Tehran’s test of missiles that could hit the Jewish state.
In their attempt to flex their muscles in a show of force, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard has only incited a fiercer, more determined opponent, Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, willing to take whatever legal measures necessary to bring down the brash regime.
With the United Nations completely silent, Pelosi claims someone must step up to the plate and end this reign of tyranny. Pelosi noted the lawsuit would work, citing the success in global courts, and in the lawsuit that struck fear in the hearts of OPEC.
“Since the Bush administration is too ignorant to tap our emergency oil reserves, and is incapable of handling terror,” fired Pelosi, “I’ll take care of more of the failed policies of the past!”
The reported lawsuit has many scrambling, including President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is now seeking the remaining members of O.J. Simpson’s legal team.
Senator Harry Reid has insisted that the war on terror is lost, and that now terror must be handled through the courts to put an end to it.
“The U.S. Military has been utterly disgraceful in their role in the war on terror,” insisted Reid. “I’d much rather fund lawyers than troops.”
No matter what the outcome, it is certain that Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, will undoubtedly make the United States of America a superpower in the courts.
We should be careful what we assume about Iran, or any country.
Puor bien savoir les choses, il en faut savoir le detail, et comme il est presque infini, nos connaissances sont toujours superficielles et imparfaites.
Unfortunately, what we do know is that the Bush administration cannot be trusted to do what it says. Iraq taught us that lesson. Many experts have long been predicting that Bush would invade Iran before he leaves office. But of course, the Bush administration would never admit to such a thing.
“On ne donne rien si liberalement que ses conseils.”
But it is the man who follows his own counsel, he’s the one that should lead.
John Maszka
July 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm