GOP Threatens Democrats And Pelosi
Washington—In what could only be described as an extreme tactic, the GOP has threatened the Democrats and Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, if there is no vote on offshore drilling. The move is being led by House Minority leader, John Boehner, R-OH.
Boehner has had to deal with delay after delay from House Democrats since June, and has been unable to get a vote on offshore drilling. This move represents the last efforts of the Republican minority to bring relief to the American people.
With the Democratic Party unwilling to vote on any meaningful legislation on behalf of the American people, John Boehner and House Republicans were forced into intimidating Democrats via a memo circulated to the GOP caucus.
In the memo, Boehner urged his members to vote against the August recess, including “threatening and intimidating” House Democrats “with bodily harm” until a vote is made on offshore drilling.
“They can stay here till hell freezes over,” fired Rep. Boehner. “I’m sick of these liberals. If it were up to me, I’d open up a can of whip ass on Nancy Pelosi! That witch needs to go!”
“I think Representative Boehner is dead on,” quipped Senator Mitch McConnell, R-KY. “It’s completely apparent that Democrats don’t give a crap about America. I hope Boehner makes them sit there until they defecate on themselves.”
“Serving in the first Bush administration,” noted Charles A. James, Vice President and General Counsel for Chevron, “I know just how little the Democratic Party cares when it comes to America. And I can’t help but laugh when I think about Nancy Pelosi urinating on herself.”
It’s obvious to many Americans at just how stupid the Democratic Party has become. This has left Rep. John Boehner no other choice but to threaten and intimidate House Democrats until they vote on the record, showing how much of an ass they’re making of themselves.
Can we watch???
Pay-per-view??? Just think of the income that could be generated here!
SouthTexas
July 26, 2008 at 3:53 pm
If the only way we can get issues solved in Congress is to put pressure on the liberals especially Pelosi and gang then it is obviously the necessary means that are needed to be taken. The Democrats have shown the only agenda they wish to achieve is a personal one and they do not wish to be bipartisan on any issue especially when it comes to lowering gas prices. I have much difficulty understanding why someone in a political seat who has been trusted by voters absolutely refuses to take the necessary steps involved and begin drilling.
The American worker deserves an answer because WE pay her salary from our taxes.
Sue
July 27, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Nancy Pelosi is more concerned about her book sales than she is about the Voting Citizens of the USofA. I hope California takes note and removes this selfish woman from her position. It’s all an excuse that we can’t have the results of the oil drilling for ten years. We’ll still be here in ten years and I hope Nancy Pelosi is returned to her grape vineyards at her next re/un-election and someone who CARES is elected in her place.
Auntie Coosa
August 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm