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The Satire Of Chris Davis

Obama Crowds Call For The Lynching Of Palin

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Dayton, OH—In what could only called as hypocritical behavior by the mainstream media, crowds at the latest Obama rally have called for a lynching of Gov. Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential running mate.

 

The event occurred in Dayton during a stump speech by Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL.  Obama blasted the McCain mortgage rescue plan as ‘idiotic.’  He claimed that banks wouldn’t take a loss, but taxpayers would take a loss, and that this was just another shifting position for McCain.

 

“This is the kind of erratic behavior we’ve been seeing out of Sen. McCain,” added Obama.  I don’t think we can afford the kind of leadership that Senator McCain is offering.  He is willing to screw you and grease the pockets of the white fat cats on Wall Street.”

 

Obama also urged voters of Dayton to see McCain’s character attacks on him in the context of McCain being a candidate who’s worried that he’s going to lose, and is merely using these desperate attacks to save his failing campaign.

 

“If one thing is clear,” urged Obama.  “Senator McCain must be scared he’ll lose, because all he can do is personally attack me.  All I can tell you is if you want to remain in your home, vote for me, and if you want an eviction notice, vote for Senator McCain.”

 

John and Julie Rondogovich, who were forced to move into John’s mother’s house because of McCain’s failure to act in time, appeared mesmerized as they cheered on Obama.

 

“Off with McCain’s head,” yelled John Rondogovich.  “Off with his HEAD!”

 

“And if you think that vicious pit bull he has as a running mate, I mean Governor Palin, is looking out for your interest,” continued Obama, “then you’re sorely mistaken.  The only thing she’s interested in is taking us back to the days of lynchings and segregation.”

 

“Lynch her,” yelled Thomas Zeller, a 37-year old black real estate agent from Dayton, OH.  “I’ve seen up close what John McCain has done to people!”

 

“Lynch the cracker,” exclaimed Jerry Spitzer, a 42-year old black unemployed factory worker evicted from his home in Dayton.

 

“We’re not gonna let those two racists occupy the White House,” screamed Michelle Obama.  “We’re not gonna go back to the days of blacks drinking from colored water fountains.  Are we?”

 

“Hell no,” the fevered crowd spewed.  “Lynch her!”

 

With the election drawing near, and the liberal crowds seething with rage, it is only a matter of time before riots break out in the streets, cars are burnt, buildings are bombed and businesses are looted in the name of Senator Barack Obama.

Written by electivedecisions

October 10, 2008 at 7:29 pm

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  1. Keep in mind — their Rule is to make the opposition (Americans) adhere to an extremely distorted level of our own ideal behavior, but for them the Rule is: the ends justify the means — do not be bound by morality and ethic.

    Arlen Williams

    October 10, 2008 at 7:42 pm

  2. I look forward to the riots when Obama loses.

    We need to redesign the inner cities and make them more attractive and what better way to start than to have the inhabitants burn them to the ground.

    billarymcbush

    October 10, 2008 at 7:58 pm

  3. In what could only called as hypocritical behavior by the mainstream media, crowds at the latest Obama rallyTHAT won’t happen!

    SouthTexas

    October 10, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  4. seems to me that the obama..are trying to encite violence..sad!!!

    foxyladi14

    October 11, 2008 at 8:00 am

  5. Did Michelle Obama really say? “We’re not gonna let those two racists occupy the White House.” I would be very shocked if that was the case. The US supposedly liberal media may not report it, but am positive the UK’s BBC would. That is very balanced reporting. Or, all these events are filmed. Does anyone have the youtube clip of that to share?

    Fazza

    October 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm

  6. The only race that Obama is in is the race-card race that he so deceitfully plays. What better way to appear non-racist than to employ the race-card.

    Michael J

    October 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm

  7. This is satire, Fazza.

    electivedecisions

    October 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  8. This is a satire piece and clearly you have excited the racist & bigots. None of this is true and it is ridiculous that any of you idiots commenting think it is a truthful article.

    Texas

    October 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm

  9. Castro just endorsed Obama. What an honor.

    And if he wins they’ll start re-measuring the Lincoln Memorial for Barney Frank in drag with Pelosi with a strap on coming up from behind. America the beautiful.

    Campbell

    October 13, 2008 at 3:32 pm

  10. We’re all racists here, Texas? We must be! Liberals have been telling us that for fifty years!

    Just what has the Democratic Party done for black America? I think nothing.

    Just ask Michael Steele and Lynn Swan.

    electivedecisions

    October 13, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  11. It seems some hateful people will believe anything–especially “Conservative Fiction”. I guess the joke is on the angry people who actually believe this.

    James Stroud

    October 13, 2008 at 7:14 pm

  12. this is NeVER going to happen at Obama’s rallies! they are too civilized. the author of this article must be a sore loser… even hard core republicans would tell you that neither Obama or Michelle would ever say this! This is a blatant lie and i watch BBC

    marie

    October 13, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  13. Hey, James and Marie. You obviously didn’t read the SATIRE disclaimer at the bottom of the satire.

    It’s kind of like that fine print in a contract.

    electivedecisions

    October 13, 2008 at 7:20 pm

  14. Watching Conservatives try to do humor is like watching hamsters try to do algebra.

    driftglass

    October 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm

  15. Watching liberals at a rally is like being in the middle of Fallujah.

    electivedecisions

    October 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm

  16. I believe she said it because her history in making speeches tells me she had always hated whites

    She isn’t First Lady material. She is very pretty and a great Mom but with that hate in her heart she will only rip the US apart.

    Rebecca

    October 14, 2008 at 9:56 am

  17. Ummm. . .wasn’t it the DEMOCRATS who created this crisis by forcing banks to make risky loans for the sake of “affordable housing”? Not that the Republicans are without blame; they were at least complacent. But it was the DEMS who were pushing it.

    Mary

    October 14, 2008 at 10:17 am

  18. I agree with elective decisions, I have heard people at Obama’s rally’s some are quite disgusting they will say anything and he doesn’t stop them, I say to all the McCain and Palin supporters what Maximus said in gladiators Hold the line, if we stick together we can win, so just keep holding that line until Nov. 4th and then stick together.What about the Jerry Springer rejects wearing those shirts with disgusting words on them about Sarah Palin, could you see if we showed up at a McCain rally with shirts on that said Michele Obama is a —-, oh my god the secret service would round us up and take us to the big house.

    Gazzed

    October 14, 2008 at 11:32 am

  19. In 18 months…Obama has wiped away what everyone fought so hard for in the 60’s.

    How did we allow someone this man to come so far in this election? With all of his associations he would not be approved for Top Secret Clearance but he somehow doesn’t have to be to run for POTUS.

    Let’s give the man his 40 acres & 2 mules & send him back to Chicago.

    Dixie

    October 14, 2008 at 11:35 am

  20. If this is just Satire, it will cause people to believe this really happened, and send it out as fact. It could cause all kinds of trouble. I recieved it in my email already that thought it was true but decided to check it out. Glad I did!!! Please take this down, it is nasty and could insite real trouble the United States does not need right now.
    McCain/Palin ‘08

    NanaFor America

    October 14, 2008 at 11:37 am

  21. If this is in fact not true,then why would anyone post this. Alot of people willl read this,and believe it as fact. All these kinds of post do is incourage more tension then we already have.

    maggiemay

    October 14, 2008 at 11:38 am

  22. Satire? or is it?

    Cindie

    October 14, 2008 at 11:38 am

  23. Linking this to Odinga and this is scary stuff.

    What is Hillary thinking??? If she stands behind this man after these statements my faith in her is lost.

    She needs to come out and say enough is enough, apologize and get back to the issues.

    ColoradoMom

    October 14, 2008 at 12:51 pm

  24. Watching a hamster do algebra isn’t funny???

    What am I missing? Cause that **** would be hilarious. I can just see them with a tiny ti-82 mini.

    robbierob

    October 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm

  25. google “obamas kenyan ghosts” pass this article to everyone. its a wash times article

    jeremy

    October 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm

  26. The Nobamas are sneaky, well at least Barry is!

    My brother was VP of a bank here in Austin,
    Texas , approx. 15 years ago. He hired a Nigerian. During the 4 yrs. the Nigerian worked for his bank, the Nigerian married, bought a house; had a kid; got a green card, and then one day did not show up for work. His wife said he went to work!

    Well come to find out this Nigerian had funnelled hundreds of thousands of the bank’s dollars to fake accounts. These fake accounts had been cleaned out, and the Nigerian went back to Nigeria! But American wifey-poo was still here .

    Look out Michelle!

    Terrorists and devious people who want to scam the U.S. don’t just do it in a day, they plan years in advance.

    Down with ACORN!

    ELI

    October 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm

  27. If you people had half a brain you would have alarms going off telling you that this article isn’t discussing actual events.

    Anonymous

    October 14, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  28. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6043299.html

    LUFKIN — A Lufkin woman received a surprise visit from the Secret Service last week because of a “death threat” comment she reportedly made about Sen. Barack Obama to a campaign volunteer asking for her support of the presidential candidate.

    Two federal agents arrived at Jessica Hughes’ home Thursday to ask her if she said, “I will never support Obama and he will wind up dead on a hospital floor.”

    Hughes said her words were deliberately twisted by a volunteer who was apparently unhappy Hughes was rude during a phone conversation. The Lufkin mother, a Republican, said she received a call on her cellphone Wednesday from a woman with the Obama Volunteers of Texarkana.

    “She asked if I was an Obama supporter, to which I replied, ‘No, I don’t support him. Your guy is a socialist who voted four times in the state Senate to let little babies die in hospital closets; I think you should find something better to do with your time.’ (And then) I hung up.”

    Hughes is referring to a “born alive” Illinois bill that did not pass in the Illinois state Senate in 2005 and had previously been opposed by Obama because he said it undermined Roe v. Wade, according to FactCheck.org, a non-partisan organization. A federal version of the bill, which Obama said he would have supported, passed by unanimous consent and was signed into law by President Bush in 2002.

    Obama Campaign Communications for Texas director Josh Taylor declined to comment Monday, referring the matter to the Secret Service, which he said is conducting an investigation. A message left with a Secret Service agent in Houston was not immediately returned.

    Hughes said she was surprised to see two Secret Service agents at her door, and upset to learn that the conversation she had with the volunteer apparently had not been recorded.

    “I find it hard to believe that (campaign volunteers) don’t tape these calls. They call people unsolicited and they aren’t monitoring the calls or recording them? I think that is absolutely ridiculous,” she said. “I mean, how often must this happen – that someone is rude to a volunteer that they don’t want to talk to?”

    DaveH

    October 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm

  29. Obama actually said: “the white fat cats” in his speech? And then Michelle calls who racists?

    Satire? Over the edge a bit.

    The one thing about conservatives is their ability to laugh at themselves and take a joke (even a bad one). But try to make a joke about a liberal and you’re likely to have the FBI show up at your door. For instance, who’s making jokes on late night television about Obama’s big ears? Who’s making jokes about where he was born and if he was born in Kenya like his Kenyan Grandma says? Who’s making jokes about Frank Marshall Davis and William Ayers and Bernadene Dohrn and their connection to Obama?

    I hear crickets chirping but no answers coming. No humor? Can’t take a joke?

    You Might Be A Liberal/Democrat If You Can’t Take A Joke.

    Auntie Coosa

    October 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm

  30. First off, folks, look at the picture of obamanation. What do you see behind him? I see BLACK RIOTIOUS AGATATORS. I don`t know if your eyes, call it black loving eyes,see what I see, but get your head out of your ass and see the truth! Of course he`s going to talk to this crowd this way, there are no whites there to hear him and tell on him. Folks, if you don`t wake up and see what is happening, you are going to wake up Nov. 5th with troops in your yard ready to take you to the ovens. MISSISSIPPI HILLBILLY

    Gene Lambert

    October 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  31. Is this some kind of scare tactic. I don’t think anyone would want to go back in time and see innocent people hurt because of radical behavior.

    It is talk like this that makes me ashamed of what people are thinking. I was an adult in the 60s and trust me when I say it was a time the USA cried.

    Kbentleyis

    October 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm

  32. Once again…SATIRE for the lefties out there in panic mode.

    electivedecisions

    October 14, 2008 at 6:42 pm

  33. So now Barack has made this election a race issue. It’s obvious they are jealous of Sarah Palin. Barack should be afraid of losing the election unlike McCain who isn’t tied to all these criminals, terrorists, ungodly preachers, etc. Barack and Michelle both are racists and if people can’t see that especially other races then you deserve him as your President. He will not be my President. Texas doesn’t need him. We like clinging to our guns and our bibles and we don’t care what color your skin is either! BO is a liar and a crook. What about ACORN out signing up people over and over to help get him elected??? What about that BO? Answer that question.

    sereyes

    October 15, 2008 at 5:02 am

  34. I have heard that Obama is going to do away with the tax cust Bush has given everyone and we will revert back to the Clinton tax rates which would make everyone’s taxes higher. Is this true? If so, why isn’t McCain/Palin explaining this in plain english to the people who are drowning in the kool-aid?

    Belinda

    October 16, 2008 at 9:15 am

  35. This is specifically for NanaForAmerica. It is, after all, your job to fact check, and the marking of Satire requires only that you read it as it is fully displayed.

    electivedecisions

    October 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm

  36. Are you all serious? Conservatives you are smarter than this? How could you all be fooled by a spoof article (AKA satire)? Make sure the next time you get pissed off it is over facts and not fairytales! Please wake up and smell the coffee! This is the same kind of foolish propaganda rhetoric you are hearing from the McCain/Palin campaign in a DESPERATE attempt to get in the White House. So sad, too bad!

    Tuma

    October 18, 2008 at 4:58 am

  37. More people would laugh at conservative jokes if they were actually funny. But they just don’t have it in them because they can’t hide their seething hate and cynicism behind the joke. So it just comes accross as a unfunny direct attack instead of a harmless joke about irony. This is especially true when they attempt to make racial jokes…sure they will crack up within their own circles, but their jokes are big duds in the mainstream. Oh well though, I guess you can come up with any non sensical toxic drivel and call it satire.

    TruthInLaw

    November 18, 2008 at 9:50 am


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