Nancy Pelosi Agrees To Be Waterboarded For Healthcare; Blasts Levin
Washington, D.C.—Proving to Mark Levin that waterboarding is torture, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, has agreed to be waterboarded to help push a bill on national healthcare through Congress. Pelosi, who is willing to put it all on the line, feels that waterboarding is not only an abridgement to human rights, but as “immoral as lying to people on the radio everyday.”
Pelosi has bolstered her efforts to help push a national healthcare bill through, but has met resistance with some members of Congress as well as talk radio. One of the most outspoken critics of a national healthcare, Mark Levin, has assaulted Pelosi on a daily basis, hammering away at her for the recent release of memos detailing the fact that she lied about being briefed on waterboarding.
Pelosi says she is proud to make the sacrifice to help benefit the American people, “by giving all of those uninsured Americans healthcare coverage.” “This isn’t for something as shallow as Sean Hannity’s charity bid,” adds Pelosi. “This is far more important. I am doing this for my country, and for the love of the American people. National healthcare will be the best thing to happen for this country since Social Security. Fascists like Mark Levin would never let themselves be waterboarded. The man is a menace to the American people. He talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk. The yenta needs to shut his pie hole!”
