Shanghai Multi Fortune International To Begin Selling Rush Limbaugh Piñatas
Shanghai, China—As the Fourth of July approaches, Shanghai Multi Fortune International Trading Company, LTD, has designed, and will begin to sell its new innovation—a Rush Limbaugh Piñata. With the mainstream media beating Limbaugh to a pulp over the Sonia Sotomayor comments, the designer of the piñata—Chin Kuuk—designed this stroke of brilliance for families to enjoy during the holiday season.
At the low cost of $99.99, Americans can own the life-size replica of Rush Limbaugh standing behind the “Golden EIB Microphone.” The piñata, filled with candies of all kinds, also emits the words—“Sotomayor and Obama are racists”—when Limbaugh is hit in the stomach. The simple, but luxurious design will give families of all walks of life hours of fun on Independence Day.
So don’t hesitate, call now to get your Rush Limbaugh Piñata today! And if you call within the next five minutes, Shanghai International will include a free Louisville Slugger™ to beat the piñata to a pulp. Don’t wait, dial 1-800-Rush-Sux to get your party favorite!
This will be memories that any American-hating families, UAW members, or Obama voters can cherish for years to come. But don’t take our word for it, listen to Christine Armstrong, a 30-year old liberal from New York City.
“This is one of the greatest party favors I’ve ever purchased,” touted Armstrong. “I bought one for my son’s twelfth birthday party and it was a hit. We had ten or eleven twelve-year olds wailing away on Limbaugh with baseball bats. It was awesome!”
“I will personally guarantee your satisfaction,” says George Soros. “There’s nothing quite like saying you hate America than bashing Rush Limbaugh’s brains out at a Fourth of July party. Buy two or three and make a day of it! Then burn a flag!”
“I’m up for reelection,” states Senator John Cornyn, R-TX. “I’m buying one for my Independence Day celebration, and I’m inviting all my media friends over for a barbecue, as well as joining in at getting a crack at whacking Limbaugh. I did.”
The marketing plan goes into full swing, beginning June 4, 2009, and the company also has plans to include Sean Hannity, Mark Levin and Newt Gingrich piñatas as well by the holiday.
“If you want to get invited to parties in Washington, D.C.,” adds Peggy Noonan, “you’ll buy one of these piñatas. You’re sure to be the talk of the town.”
