Archive for September 2009
Liberty & Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto Is A Book Of Historic Proportions
There is no finer Constitutional mind in America today than Mark R. Levin. He has indeed become the Constitutional engine of conservatism and is an undeniable genius. For his cause is an American cause, and his book—Liberty & Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto—is a book of historic proportions, not only to America, but to every citizen of the world that longs for liberty.
In today’s America, we once again struggle against tyranny—not the tyranny of the sword the Founding Fathers faced; rather, we face a soft tyranny that threatens individual liberty to every man, woman and child born and unborn. It is evidenced through the takeover of General Motors and Chrysler. It is evidenced through cap and trade legislation in the House of Representatives, and it is abundantly clear through the attempted takeover of the healthcare industry.
The soft tyranny Americans face today is as dangerous to their pursuit of happiness as the tyranny faced by Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington. This, however, will not be settled with cannon fire, rather it will be settled at a ballot box and through demonstrations by the American people. So, conservatives must go to war to battle those that would strip us of those rights given to us by God.
They must stand toe to toe with the enemy, detailing the dangers of their policies while insuring the blessings of liberty are passed down to coming generations. In order to combat these malevolent forces, the conservative must begin by reading Liberty & Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto. He or she must arm themselves with the knowledge that will stamp out “Statists” with impunity, sending them disgraced in defeat back to the private sector where they never dare run for political office again.
Today, we have a multitude of voices in America—Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, etc…, but none of them gives us the Constitutional interpretation, as well as the insidious nature of the “Statist,” better than Mark R. Levin.
In its essence, Liberty & Tyranny, is similar to the Declaration of Independence, whereas it declares the long train of abuses that have been suffered by mankind through the “Statist” mentality—this mentality now adopted by the modern Democratic Party. The book also tells us what must be done in order to rid modern America of the tyranny from today’s Democratic Party.
The book ranges in topics from Federalism, the Free Market, Enviro-Statism, the Welfare State, Immigration and more. It is the defining book of not only a generation of Americans, but in the history of this great country. For it is undoubtedly clear that the Founding Fathers would gladly have shaken the hand of this great patriot—especially when considering the current state of affairs in modern America.
In Common Sense, Thomas Paine wrote, “Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness; the former promotes our happiness positively by uniting our affections, the latter negatively by restraining our vices. The one encourages intercourse, the other creates distinctions. The first is a patron, the last a punisher.”
In Liberty & Tyranny, page 62, Mark Levin wrote, “The free market is an intricate system of voluntary economic, social and cultural interaction motivated by the desires of the individual and the community.” He continued on that page to write, “Therefore, taxation of private property, or regulation of such property so as to reduce its value, can become in effect a form of servitude, particularly if the dispossession results from illegitimate and arbitrary state action.”
Both men believe that the free market system is good and that an overbearing and meddling federal government is bad. Yet, in today’s America we have individuals so warped and frustrated that they would shackle themselves to government chains in servitude rather than depend upon their own devices of liberty that is offered so freely in this great country.
Those individuals that would become government slaves are, as described by Mark R. Levin, “Statists.” They have infiltrated themselves in every facet of our society. They are in our schools, businesses and currently have control in Congress. There is a manifesto that tells us what to do to crush this tyranny, and that manifesto is found in Mark Levin’s book, Liberty & Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto.
So, after suffering over two years under the unequivocal tyranny of the Democratic Party, we are now coming to another crossroads in American history. The matter is of such importance as to affect generations of our posterity if not acted upon. Therefore, it has been left to the people of this country to free us from the current state of affairs. And it is with heart felt optimism that I believe that conservatism will win to insure blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity.
And it is with an assured confidence that men like Mark R. Levin and his book, Liberty & Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto, that I am convinced that this great country will return to the roots that the Founding Fathers so aptly demonstrated with the writing of the U.S. Constitution.
For men like Mark R. Levin only come along once in a lifetime, and for that, we are thankful, and for his book, we are eternally grateful—a book of truly historic proportions.
P.S. As I travel throughout this great country, I will miss every moment of Mark Levin’s show. For he is a patriot of the highest order. I can’t thank him enough for his educational input on the U.S. Constitution, and his never ending attacks on those that would disparage this great country.
And an extenstion of that thanks goes out to Mark Levin’s parents for making the only choice: Life. Thank you for your beloved son. America is truly grateful.
Mark Levin And Joe Wilson Spearhead New Bill: ‘Cash For Congressional Clunkers’
Washington, D.C.—With the stupidity coming out of Congress, the frustration mounting across the fruited planes, and the censuring of Joe Wilson, Mark Levin and Joe Wilson, R-SC, are offering a new bill for Americans: ‘Cash For Congressional Clunkers.’ The bill is offering a tax rebate for any Congressional Clunkers that are turned in for new ones in 2010.
According to Mark Levin, teaming up with Joe Wilson only seemed the appropriate thing to do, considering “the levels of insanity that are running rampant throughout Congress today.”
“This bill will give Americans an opportunity to take their country back from the tyranny in today’s Congress,” claimed Levin. “Not only do you get the satisfaction of booting out your worthless Congressman, but you get money back as well. Now that’s the kind of deal you can’t pass up.”
“President Obama’s a liar, Reid’s a liar, Pelosi’s a liar,” fired Wilson, “and I can think of no better way to get the rift raft out of Congress than in sponsoring this bill. I know the American people won’t let me down.”
Levin and Wilson plan on running ads in support of the bill this fall. They have contacted the Sham Wow® guy—Vince Shlomi—to help them pitch their bill to the American people. The commercials are reported to air in this manner:
As a flag waves across the capitol building, the voice of Vince Shlomi says:
Is your Congressman as worthless as teets on a bore hog? Do you wonder if your Congressman even lives in the United States of America? Would you rather be bludgeoned to death than to be represented by your current Congressman?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need to support ‘Cash For Congressional Clunkers!’ Not only does this give you the satisfaction of sending your Congressman back home disgraced in defeat, but you benefit economically from it as well. It’s a win/win situation for all Americans. But don’t just listen to me, listen to many satisfied Americans that have signed on in support:
“I used to live in constant fear of my liberty,” adds Christy from Long Island, New York, “but since I signed on to support ‘Cash For Congressional Clunkers,’ I’ve never felt more at peace in my life. I know that sending my piece of human debris for a Congressman home, I’ll be able to pursue happiness without Congressional interference.”
“I’d like to horse whip my particular Congressman,” states Don from Carnegie, Pennsylvania, “but since I can’t legally do that, I’ll just have to settle for laughing at him when he loses on election night in 2010. Thanks for giving me that opportunity ‘Cash For Congressional Clunkers.’”
Don’t hesitate! Sign on in support of the bill now! Give yourself the satisfaction of kicking your sorry Congressman’s ass out of office! You will relish every agonizing moment of their defeat! So call now!
Concepts by irishman
Tea Parties Being Formed To March On ABC, CBS, NBC And CNN
So, in an act of American solidarity, tens of thousands of protestors and dump trucks will march on each network headquarters building, dumping 500,000 pounds of cow manure in each parking lot. The total manure dumped will equal the total number of people that attended the Tea Party in Washington, D.C.—2 million pounds.
The organization responsible—A.A.I.R. (Americans Against Irresponsible Reporting)—have had enough of the lies and deceit that has permeated the airwaves across the United States of America.
President of A.A.I.R. John Stool is fed up with the network news reporting, and has long since abandoned watching television for his news coverage. “Our media has long ago abandoned investigative reporting and gone in the tank for liberals,” claimed Stool. “So on November 26, 2009, we are going to give them what they have been giving us for years…truckloads of crap. Dump it right on their front lawn.”
In order to pay for this, A.A.I.R. is asking for donations. They do note that the donation is taxable deduction, and that it will also give you a feeling of satisfaction in knowing that you were instrumental in having a truckload of crap dumped on your most hated news network.
“When I heard the great news,” stated an excited James Von Schtoop, “I wrote a check for $500 dollars out to A.A.I.R. I can’t wait to see truck loads of cow manure dumped in the parking lot of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN. I hear FOX news is even going to air the event live!”
“I personally salute the cow farmers of America for their donation,” said Marie Smith, an unemployed advertising executive. “Feces should be placed right at home with the network news.”
Donations to A.A.I.R. can be mailed to:
A.A.I.R.
2635 Nonesuch Blvd.
Washington, D.C. 20005
Or call 1-800-555-CRAP and speak to one of our donation representatives.
Concepts by right way, Fiddle, Allegra
Complaints Fly As Brett Favre’s Walker Gets In The Way Of Browns’ Defenders
Cleveland—Despite Adrian Peterson’s 285 yards rushing in the Minnesota Viking’s win over the Cleveland Browns on Sunday, September 13, 2009, many complaints have now surfaced from Cleveland defenders that were tripping over Brett Favre’s walker. Even Adrian Peterson had some issues after tripping over it himself several times in the first half of Sunday’s game.
“I know Favre’s an ageless quarterback,” claimed Peterson, “but the walker has got to go. It’s holding me back. Every time he drops back to hand the ball off, I trip over the damn thing.”
Currently, the Browns are petitioning the league to have the walker removed when Favre is on the playing field, but many in the media insists that it is only “fair” that a player of his advanced age is allowed the necessary tools to compete in today’s game—continuing a love affair that seemingly will never end.
“The walker must stay,” declared Peter King. “I hope he never retires. Every time he drops back to pass I have an orgasm!”
“He does add another dimension to our offense,” added Peterson. “It’s something we’ve never had around here. All he has to do is stick that walker out there when he’s going to get sacked and it trips up the pass rusher. And that means I have to block less.”
“I know it’s all about Favre,” said Cleveland Browns Head Coach Eric Mangini, “but the walker is taking it too far. I know we want to try to make things fair, but it’s all fun and games till somebody loses an eye, and that’s just what that walker could do. Maybe it’s time Favre hung it up.”
“You never saw me out there with a walker,” stated Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman. “Even when I was throwing bricks and hobbling around, I just looked bad. I never resorted to the use of a walker. It has to go. What’s next…a motorized wheel chair?”
Concepts by Caveman
Representative Joe Wilson To Be Taken To Re-Education Camp
Washington, D.C.—After his outburst during Obama’s speech on healthcare reform, Rep. Joe Wilson, R-SC, will be taken to an Acorn re-education camp “to get his mind right on healthcare reform.”
Even though Joe Wilson publicly apologized to President Obama, the administration—as well as many in Congress—believe that more strident efforts must be made to convince Republicans in Congress that healthcare reform is good for America.
“You can never waste the opportunities you have in a crisis,” stated Chief Of Staff Rahm Emmanuel. “We need to make an example of Republicans that try to advance liberty, and Joe Wilson will be our first example for all Americans to see.”
“I’m with Emmanuel,” added Pelosi. “Freshman congressmen like Joe Wilson just need to keep their mouths shut or pay the price. Well, he’s going to pay the price.”
“The time for debate is over,” declared David Axelrod. “We’re going to have to get rough, and everyone knows the Republican Party is as spineless as they come. We’ll also be happy to send anyone who agrees with Joe Wilson to these camps as well.”
The ACORN camp is reportedly somewhere east of Atlanta along Interstate 20 in an undisclosed location. The camp is built in the fashion of the old Soviet-Era Gulags where water boarding will be readily practiced.
“I strongly oppose water boarding,” fired Pelosi, “but this is one of those rare occasions where it is needed. The next person that needs some re-education is Mark Levin. I’m sick and tired of him preaching on liberty. He needs to seriously contemplate retirement, or get a little Guantanamo Bay treatment.”
