Archive for October 2009
Sarah Palin To Become A Community Organizer
Wasilla, AK—Frustrated with the utter incompetence, tyranny and stupidity coming out of Congress and the White House, Sarah Palin has decided to become a community organizer. She has plans to form her own organization, calling it P.A.C.O.R.N. (Palin’s Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now).
The initial organization will kick off in Wasilla, Alaska, followed by organizations in Spokane, San Diego, Houston, Palm Beach, Washington, and New York. As the numbers continue to grow, there is no end in sight for P.A.C.O.R.N. Already, many in the conservative world have signed on to help grow the organization.
“I can’t think of a better idea than to cram their own organization down their liberal throats,” stated a gleeful Mark Levin. “We’ve got to clean up this country from these twisted, perverted statists…and I’m sick of them!”
“The EIB Network loves Sarah Palin,” adds Rush Limbaugh. “There’s nothing quite like a strong, conservative woman to help fuel a conservative rise to power. So sign me up ASAP!”
“If I have to have her on my television and radio program every day,” claims Sean Hannity, “then that’s what I’ll do. We’re not about to let the United States of America go the way of Russia. We love this country too much!”
Many have speculated as to just how this new organization will fare in America. With the Democrats in control of Congress and the White House, and claims that conservatism is dead, will Americans truly embrace it?
“Not only do I think Americans will embrace it,” fires Sarah Palin, “but I think it will be a home run for conservatism and America. Am I going to use taxpayer dollars to kick liberal ass from one side of this country to the next? You betcha!”
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