Elective Decisions

I was born a poor, white child in the back of a Ford Pinto-or maybe just conceived-behind Wal-Mart in Corpus Christi, Texas.  There I languished in the public school system, being forced to eat nothing but Spam and Deviled Eggs while awaiting LBJ’s “War On Poverty” to pull me out of the Corpus Christi ghetto.  Painfully, I suffered under President Ronald Reagan’s jackboots.  I agonized year after year that government would raise me from the ashes of poverty.  Luckily, a sympathetic liberal teacher helped me get into the local community college.  After only taking six years to get my Associates Degree, I finally realized that Bush was indeed the devil, and that he was responsible for my plight in life.  And then a savior arose from Chicago land.  He walked across the water and filled my soul with peace.  For he was Barack Obama!

Now  I work hand in hand with the Obama campaign to bring down Big Oil, Big Pharmaceutical, Wal-Mart, and all Republicans in the name of real change.  I work hard to insure millions of poverty-stricken Americans, such as myself, will not have to endure Spam and the Reagan Revolution ever again.  Instead, they will enjoy the spoils of caviar with the help of yet another minimum wage increase.  I will not rest until minimum wage is $50.00 per hour.  I will also not rest until Bush administration officials are prosecuted for torture in Guantanamo, and all Americans can actually get healthcare without going bankrupt.  This is the life that I’ve chosen, and this is the motto I’ve taken.

Actually, below is all you need to know about me:

I am a six-year U.S. Army veteran, serving during Panama, Desert Storm, and many other deployments. I am a staunch conservative. I live in the United States of America with my wife, for I am an American fighting in the forces which guard my country and protect our way of life. I am prepared to give all that I have in their defense of liberty!

An Amazing Post Supporting Rush on Free Republic

January 28, 2004

Listen to Rush…

“(…talk to Chris, and thank him for his moving essay)

Below you will find the text of an essay posted on FreeRepublic.com Tuesday night by a man named Chris Davis.

I signed off the computer last night in sheer boredom in the midst of the speechifying after the New Hampshire primary, and I went about the house doing other productive, fun things. When I got into work in the morning and fired up the computer, my brother sent me a note, along with seven or eight other people saying you will not believe this post on Free Republic about you. I went there and read it. I was rendered silent and speechless. It blew me away.

To have somebody take the time not just to write it, but to even think and feel that is overwhelming to me. At the end of Wednesday’s program, Chris Davis called in and I thanked him personally by making him a member of Rush 24/7 and giving him a few items from the EIB Store.

It’s just one of the nicest things that somebody I don’t even know has ever said about me, Chris, and I can’t thank you enough.”

And another thing:

Mark Levin said, “The writer of this article is brilliant just like me.”

He is, of course referring to The Undeniable Genius Of Mark Levin at this link:  http://electivedecisions.wordpress.com/the-undeniable-genius-of-mark-levin/