Elective Decisions

New York—After a trip to Israel in the summer of 1993, Rush Limbaugh shared that video and his experiences with his audience on September 15, 1993.  It was a banner moment for Rush Limbaugh The Television Show, and it showed Americans just what Israel faced on a daily basis from Hamas terrorism.

According to Rush Limbaugh.com, “In the summer of 1993, Rush took a five-day, whirlwind tour of Israel. With that nation in the throes of brutal terrorist attacks, we decided to bring you Rush’s recap of the trip on Rush Limbaugh the Television Show’s September 15th episode that year. The trip included a variety of sights, meetings with high-ranking officials in the Knesset, then-General Ariel Sharon, future Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and with then-Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin.” 

This devotion to the state of Israel has exhibited his love of liberty and devotion to Israel’s right to defend their sovereignty against Hamas terrorists.  It is also a reminder in today’s charged climate that Israel must worry about Iran and their nuclear capabilities.  It is merely a matter of survivial, and as Obama praises Islam and ignores Israel, this video is a reminder to all Americans that liberty must be defended against those that would take it away.

As we continue our week long salute to Rush Limbaugh, Elective Decisions, stands on the side of Israel and their long fight to defend themselves against terrorism, and retain their right to sovereignty and liberty. 

So thank you Rush Limbaugh for airing that video!

Washington—In honor of President-elect Barack Obama, D-IL, the White House will host a non offensive Christmas, a delight that’s sure to warm the heart of even the fondest of atheists.

The decision reportedly came with America in the icy grip of the Obama recession.  This drove the final nail in the coffin, ending the hopes of a bright, White House Christmas.  This year, according to Laura Bush, things are going to be different.

“This just hasn’t been the most wonderful time of the year,” said First Lady Laura Bush.  “So, we’re going to essentially skip Christmas for a whole new season.  The new theme is going to be ‘Battleship Gray.’  We just can’t afford to offend anyone this time of the year.  Many advocates have supported representing all religions, but that would only offend people that don’t subscribe to a certain religion, and we can’t have that either. 

Besides, winter is all about gray, bleak days, and the only thing bleaker than a battleship parked offshore is an oil rig.  We were going to do a ‘Red, White and Blue” Christmas, but far too many people are struggling.  There just isn’t a better time to change themes.”

The first steps have begun, according to Mrs. Bush, sending all green trees back to the factory to be flocked in gray and renamed Winter Solstice Trees.  The feeling is that a tree flocked in white would be far too offensive to minorities.   The decorations will consist of round, plastic bulbs, we’re told, so as not to be harmful to children in any way, and too large to be swallowed.  No lights will be put on the trees.  Instead, the trees will be strung with gray twine, knotted together to show the harmony of peace.

More decorations are said to include plastic ornaments in the shapes of parallelograms, decagons and dodecagons, all with the edges trimmed so as not to be too aggressive.  The top of the trees are to be adorned with a reshaped star that is not representative of any religion, and repainted gray to fit the theme. 

“You can’t say enough about this,” claimed Mrs. Bush.  “Seeing the White House all decked out in gray sends chills down my spine.”

Not to be outdone, the White House has changed its Christmas parties to winter celebration parties.  The hors d’oeuvres served at each party will be vanilla wafers and rice cakes.  The cocktails are mentioned as being downgraded from punch—which has been known to be fattening—to bottled water and Tab.

The sudden move to a change in Christmas themes has left many pundits confused and many pundits happy.  “You’ve got to hand it to Mrs. Bush,” stated Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY.  “This is a bold move that’s long overdue for this administration.  I think this is a tradition all Americans can follow.”

“I think I just want a bottle,” said Sen. Ted Kennedy.  “But as long as we keep Christ…I mean religion out of Christmas, we can all have a great Winter Solstice.”

“I think it’s a bit much,” noted Sen. John McCain, R-AZ.  “But you really can’t blame Mrs. Bush for reaching out to Middle America.  This should’ve been in honor of me.  Screwed by conservatives again.  I hope they rot in hell.”

As the advent of the Christmas season begins, political correctness fills the air.  The gloomy forecast that hangs over the White House has forced them to make a change in the once, great traditions of Christmas.  As the workers go to work, the White House is filled with excitement about what is sure to be a hit in Washington and in the nation with the first non offensive Christmas.

“I can’t believe Mrs. Bush is doing this,” fired Pat Robertson.  “She knows that Christmas is about the birth of Christ.  This is ridiculous.  And she calls herself a Methodist.  She’s going to burn I tell ya.”

Palm Beach–In what could only have been deteremined as a yet another hit piece by the New York Times, Zev Chafets, delivered a masterpiece in his 8,000 words on Rush Limbaugh.  There are certain times that many pieces of literary work should be written. 

 I can think of no better time than the Fourth of July to publish this excellent piece.  The piece is a study of Limbaugh, his lifestyle, an abbreviated life history, and his stance on many issues.  It flashes back and forth throughout his life, but gives Americans a better understanding of what Rush LImbaugh does and why he does it.

It begins auspiciously, with overtones of sarcasm by James Golden, glaring and threatening Zev Chafets.  Shortly afterwards, it gives Americans an introduction to many of the behind-the-scenes aspects of the show, and the insights of those that work with Limbaugh.

It also hands the American people a brief history of Limbaugh’s life, most of whom his regular listeners would already have known, but what it gives the reader the most is an American story.  It is a tale of one man’s enduring triumph to success.  The recipe is laid out very simply:  One part determination, two parts hard work, and one giant pair of brass cajones.

The piece shows Americans that anything is possible in the greatest country in the world.  For any teacher in any classroom, for any student in any university, and for any American that loves America, will find this remarkable body of work entertaining and motivating.

So, Mr. Zev Chafets is to be congratulated for giving us some insight into the man that has dominated talk radio, and galvanized the conservative movement in today’s America.  It will be loved by men, because it is about a man who is unapologetic about being a man.  It will be loved by women, because it describes Limbaugh’s softer side.

Most of all, it will be loved by Americans.