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Rush Limbaugh’s 35 Undeniable Truths Of Life

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Rush Limbaugh has shown remarkable consistency over the years.  Unlike the mainstream media, he has not wavered from his principles, nor has he sold out conservatism to get a Republican elected.  Regardless of the odds, he keeps making his case every day to the American people.

At Elective Decisions, he garners our full respect and admiration.  And as the week long tribute continues, we’re posting Rush Limbaugh’s 35 Undeniable Truths Of Life once again to remind us of that consistency.

1. There is a distinct singular American culture – rugged individualism and self-reliance – which made America great.
2. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country’s achievers, producers, and job creators.
3. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.
4. Evidence refutes liberalism.
5. There is no such thing as a New Democrat.
6. The Earth’s eco-system is not fragile.
7. Character matters; leadership descends from character.
8. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
9. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.
10. The 1980s was not a decade of greed but a decade of prosperity – it was the longest period of peacetime growth in American history.
11. Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy – every time it’s tried.
12. Condoms only work during the school year.
13. Poverty is not the root (“rut”) cause of crime.
14. There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
15. If you commit a crime, you are guilty.
16. Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
17. The way to improve schools is not more money. It’s introduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the “4 R’s”: reading, ‘riting, ‘rithmatic, and Rush.
18. I am not arrogant.
19. My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniably true.
20. There is a God.
21. There is something wrong when critics say the problem with
America is too much religion.
22. Morality is not defined by individual choice.
23. The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they’re not liberals.
24. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
25. Follow the money. When somebody says, “It’s not the money,” it’s always the money.
26. Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.
27. Using federal dollars as a measure, our cities have not been neglected, but poisoned with welfare dependency funds.
28. Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.
29. Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
30. Compassion is no substitute for justice.
31. The culture war is between the winners and those who think they’re losers who want to become winners. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and then empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them.
32. The
Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.
33. You could afford your house without your government – if it weren’t for your government.
34. Words mean things.
35. Too many Americans can’t laugh at themselves anymore.
 

Written by electivedecisions

June 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm

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  1. Rush, I may,sometimes not like the way you say things BUT —I rarely disagree. VERY RARELY. The only way to aolve our country’s problems is to GET RID OF CROOKS AND DUMMIES. Tall order –isn’t it?

    jimbo

    July 14, 2009 at 9:17 am

  2. I should have proofread—-i meant SOLVE….

    jimbo

    July 14, 2009 at 9:18 am

  3. I never heard so much BS in my entire life . It’s so sad tha in this great nation we have such illiterate people who thinks surprisingly close to the Taliban .
    We have seen so well after the Bush administration what was the result of ‘rugged individualism’ and how “great” were all the rich people .
    It will take this country so many years to unravel the mess .

    John Wedgewood

    October 2, 2009 at 2:35 am

    • Geez Wedgie, “illiterate people” ?? in other words if someone disagrees with you they are illiterate(can’t read),believe in radical Islam (Taliban).Apparently the history of the world started the day before Bush’s inauguration when America suddenly came into being in perfection with the Big Bang of Jan 2001, and rich people such as the Kennedy’s,Soros’s, Kerry’s,Edwards and the rest of the rich scum of America (most millionaires in congress are Dems) began trampling the poor non rugged individuals. You are right, it is going to takes a long time to rescue America.It will start in Nov 2010 and finish Nov 2012………..

      vesey

      October 23, 2009 at 3:06 am


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